Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Monster Battles: Predator vs. Catwoman

There is a new hunting ground for the Predator: Gotham City. There are many to hunt, and the Predator has already successfully battled several villains: Joker, Bane, Mad Hatter, Bob the Magic Muffin, Megatron, and Johnny Quest. Catwoman is the next on our hunter's list, and he has a hunch she can be found on the roof of a Big Cat exhibit coming to the Gotham Museum of Natural Science.

Predator's hunch is correct, and upon encountering Catwoman on the roof, he fires his shoulder canon at her. Catwoman dodges, and trips the Predator with her whip. The predator jumps up and lunges with his staff, striking and wounding her on the shoulder. In retaliation, she attempts to kick him in the crotch, only to connect with metal-plated undergarments. Predator laughs and throws her through the ceiling onto the museum floor. Catwoman rubs her aching back, moans, and says "I'm getting to old for this," before attempting to whip the Predator again. He dodges and fires his net. While she avoids being ensnared, he grabs her and throws her through a wall. Catwoman tries to escape by setting off a smoke bomb, but Predator activates his night vision and delivers a decisive blow from behind.

As is his nature, the Predator moves with businesslike efficiency, decapitating his victim, collecting his trophy, and striking out into the night.

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