Ninja Burger! game

Ninjaaaaa!!! , Burgerrrr!!! this game is a very fun and funny game. oh b.t.w. if you don't like crazy insane situations you probably won't like this game. lol well lets see if for example you don't like things were your a ninja delivering burgers to the C.I.A. or the international space station with out a space ship then turn right around and find a different game. on the other hand if you like these type of things' you probable should stay tune and continue reading for that's the game i am going to go into details of; a funny ninja burger delivery system were if you fail to much your ninja character card goes to apologize to there ancestors and never returns. this game is best played with at least three players and the more the merrier and of course the more the funnier. there are 18 ninja cards to use and there are also fortune cards with witch you can either boost your ninja character or hinder others or on a occasion help others. these cards go to help, hinder or mess with your mission card or your rivals mission cards. Now lets get to the point of the game before I get into the silliness of this game and that point is to become the branch manager of this burger delivery company. OK!, so there are actually three ways of wining the game and becoming the branch director, one: the branch director position becomes unexpectedly vacant and thus the ninja with the highest honor becomes the new branch manager, if there is a tie in whose ninja cards have the highest honor the ones who tie have a sudden death duel for who is promoted. the reason there are three ways to become the branch manager is because there are two ways that the branch manager position opens up; one is that the business dose so good that it has a total honor of ten times the amount of players and the branch manager is promoted, or it dose so bad that its total honor is four times the amount of players and the branch manager goes to apologize to his ancestors and never return and so the position of branch manager is open to be filled. the final way to win and become branch manager is that your ninja dose so well that he has five more honor than the closest rival ninja and is promoted to start their own franchise branch as branch manager. now lets get to the funny stuff for instance the mission card jury room you are to deliver a order to the inside of the jury room it has a flavor text of so thats seven for guilty and six for innocent... wait how many if you don't already know this there are only twelve jurors on any jury so how did they end up with thirteen lol that's the ninja while he was there for a sec. there is also one mission that is called wedding day and has the flavor text of to love and to hold ... mmh fries. and that's only the mission cards and two at that then there are the ninja cards them selves that also have flavor text and then the fortune cards like wasabi coating witch adds a plus one to combat on a ninja item and a fortune card that is called onion death blossoms that is used to well distract people. If you'd like more info either stay tune for more blog post by me or another diode blog person or simply look the game up well in-till next time good day and good bye.