DIODE Definitions: The Devil's Word Mashups

• Algole--An ancient king that sought to freeze the world in an ice age and forged the original Soul .44 Calibre. Now rallies against global warming.
  
• Amino acid test--The act of checking whether your baby formula has melamine or not.
• Apple turnover ratio--The ratio of dessert sales to apple assets.
• Asstral plane--The other world where the sun doesn't shine.
  
• Banana Republican party--The party that wants to shrink government enough to sink it in a bathtub for the purposes of large fruit plantations.
• Bipolar bear--A large, ursine creature with equally large mood swings. Known for great works of art and the cutting off of its own ear.
• Blundercats--Clumsy feline heroes.
• Captain Oblivious--A superhero that actually needs the help of Captain Obvious.
• Carbon dioxin--When you burn dioxins, you release the world's worst pollutant. A single molecule kills.
  
• Club sandwich--The act of pulverizing flesh between two sticks.
  
• Daily Gnus--All the gnus that's meant to be heard by wildebeests and eaten by lions.
  
• Elmer Fudd's glue--Be vewy quiet... I'm pastin' wabbits.
• Fascionista--Matching outfits uber alles! The ugly will be sent to the death camps!
• Fidel castration-- Military subterfuge toward Cuba, removing their ability to reproduce.
  
• Gun-damn it!--When mechas ruin your life without provocation.
  
• Hegemon--A game involving collecting politicians. In the American region, there are 546 different type. Gotta vote for 'em all!
  
• Hissy fit--A fit a snake has when it is upset.
• Hoboken--A fireball of pure ki energy, learned by many poor bums in New Jersey. See also: Shinkuu hoboken.
  
• Jenova's Witnesses--144,000 followers of Sephiroth. No more, no less.
  
• LOLth--Totally 1337 evil Drow spider goddess of lies, deceit, and goth fashion. Tends to lie in real life, but tells the truth on the Internet, because people can't believe anything on the Internet!
• Malboro cigarettes--Side effects include lung cancer, emphysema, poison, paralysis, berserk, curse, zombie, and silence. Don't smoke if you don't have a ribbon, have one or more remedies, or have chest pains.
  
• Ma-ri-oh!--A children's card game where Mario gets the Millennium Plunger and duels to the death with the Mushroom Kingdom's denizens.
  
• Papier Mache Mario--An Italian plumber's first failed foray into 3-D.
• Petrobrassiere--Gaudy, transparent woman's underwear made from plastic from Brazil.
• Phisherman--Someone who sets a line for some dumb sucker in the ocean of the Internet. (Or, trolling for trolls.)
  
• Propheteering--Predicting the future for the purposes of making money.
• Saba-tour guide--Someone that displays a complex for the purposes of undermining it.
  
• Sexaxis--Bringing the Kama Sutra to the Playstation 3.
  
• Solitaire--A lonely group of games; using cards to play with oneself.
  
• U.S. Censusship--The act of taking poll of the country every decade only to embellish the fact that the country is in the crapper.