DIODE Definitions: The Devil's Mashups--Part II

• Abominable Showman--An undesired target of the world's rotten tomato supply.
• Battle of the Bulge--The Allied forces fight Nazis in a weight loss contest.
• Blisskrieg--A quick, unrelenting assault on the pleasure center of the brain. (Thanks, James!)
  
• Bull pen--A writing tool that spreads crap.
• Cereal Killer--The person who assassinated Cap 'n Crunch.
• Engine Earring--The world's heaviest piercing.
  
• Fairy Godfather--He'll dress you for the ball and send you in style, but it is a deal you can't refuse. Return home by midnight or you are sleeping with the fishes. Capiche?
• Genital Hermes--A prurient diety that can deliver an erection lickety fast.
  
• Half-Baked Alaska--Getting stoned in the world's last frontier.
• Intensive care bear--The bear that sends you to the ER and not the other way around.
  
• Jurassic Pork--A T-rex sized pig.
• Marital arts--The discipline for defending oneself from your spouse.
• Mother trucker--A single mom that drives lines 16 hours a day, 6 days a week.
  
• Satan Claus--If your nose is bright red, he will let you join his slaying tonight.
• Sea Pickles--What you get when you pickle a sea cucumber.
• Soothslayer--A precognitive assassin.
  
• Swear bear--An F-bomb-wielding ursine creature.