Greetings! Var is here to report some of the worst product ideas you can expect not to see on store shelves this holiday season.
For book lovers:
"Kicking Your Self-Help Addiction" - found in the self-help section;
"W. is for Wisdom" by George W. Bush - found in the metaphysics section;
"Religion" by Richard Dawkins - found in the humor section;
"baby talk for babys"- found in the language section.
For the home:
Eau d'Skunk - for him and her!
The Everything's Alright Alarm - for paranoiacs and the hyper-stimulated
Ink-Proof Paper - for all those nasty ink-stains that accumulate on your lined composition paper
Display-less Laptop - might be too advanced for some users
Cordless Extension Cable - might be too advanced for some users
Remote Control Tennis Racket - recreation, without all that tiring recreating
Holographic Servant - for those who want the company of hired help, without any of the help!
For those you wish to be rid of
Cigarettes-the only product that kills the user when use corectly
And finally, for the pugilists on your Christmas list:
Projectile-Free Handgun
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